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-Hello thank you for calling Heavenly Hevans. How may I help you?
-Yes Hello Hi. Umm I was wondering if I could speak to GOD please?
-One moment, please wait while i put you on hold.
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-Thank you for calling Heavenly Hevans. This is GOD. How may I help you?
-Yes Hello Hi. Umm hey, GOD, umm, I think you fucking overdid it with the snow.
-Oh really? How so?
-Well this really aint a great time for it and all. You know with the whole teen driving problems, and the ice, and the dogs crossing streets. Oh yeah. And Global Warming. This only gives Al Gore something to whine about.
-Yeah. Ill tell ya. He was one big mistake.
-Tell me about it. So any way, why all the snow. And the cold? I mean, its fucking winter.
-Yes it is. And last time I checked Winter usualy meant snow.
-Yes and last time I checked your son was born in a area without snow or cold.
-You got me there. So what can I help ya with.
-Can you melt the snow by tonight. Maybee save a few inches and drop it on X-mas.
-Ill see what I can do.
-So we still up for poker on Tuesday?
-Yep I got the chips and dip.
-Ok GOD. See ya then.
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I cant exactly say i like winter. honestly to bettsy im more of a beach and heat person. but i cant complaine. only a few more days till xmas (out of the whole year). The halo 3 trailer was on. I didnt get to see it. I was busy buying shoes. But since i didnt get to see it, ill post it and watch later.
Ok just viewed it. Couldnt hear it but awsome.
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